I’ve had a lot of colleagues where they had better bring along something they ought from somewhere nice because I’ve seen their lunches and I’m not eating that.

I’m not sure the North Jersey Leader has reporters so much as people who heard something, write a hundred words on it, and post it. That’s based on a quick overview of the site. I live in northern NJ and had never heard of it until this article. 

From the Yelp reviews, it would seem the name pun and surrounding controversy brought people in. So-so ice cream and stale toppings kept them form returning. 

Ding ding ding. I’m not far from Montclair and that description is on the nose. 

They are not social workers. They’re case workers who definitely don’t need more than an associates in just about anything to get that job. The case workers’ job is to make sure that recipients show up for the appointments their ancient computer system spits out. 

Not the point but playing pool naked sounds like fun, not an atrocity, assuming the audience and fellow pool players are fine with it. Maybe not for the world championships of snooker. 

So, all of those things are pretty dickish, but  SHE STEPPED ON A PUPPY’S TOES ON PURPOSE? A true monster.

Hopefully, an illustrated book.

Please tell me that you ran up to him, said you were so glad he could make it to the party after all, and then gave him a major kiss. 

Sounds like my grandmother. Except she wasn’t trying to be helpful. It was clear from how she pointed out dirt and did nothing more than point at it to have it cleaned. 

As far as I’ve seen, she used tap water poured through a filter, like a brita.

I love this for snot washing! The neti pots freak me out. I tried once but the second the water hit my nose, my brain hit a panic button and it was all over. I’m pregnant, which means I can’t take any of the good congestion drugs and there’s some congestion that I’m stuck with until the babe shows up. So, I’d love to…

Me too. He got me through a difficult point in my last pregnancy and that’s not something I could treat lightly. 

I know nothing about her except that she ignored Australian quarantine laws and was married to Johnny Depp. Do spill...

Me too! He’s the only Gaston I’d do. 

Yes, female fertility declines faster than male, although reproductive science is closing some of the gap on that and male fertility isn’t infinite.

That sounds super frustrating. Someone has been using my friend’s landline for all sorts of on-going debts and she can’t make it stop. One or two times might be a typo, but it is constant and with a wide range of medical, credit card, etc debts. Not the same ones over and over. She tried to get info to contact this…

I don’t know how widely available or applicable it is, but there is a human-derived insulin product called Humulin. However, it has not been around as long as Ingrid Newkirk has probably been insulin dependent.

Sugar, butter, carbs...all vegetarian. Even if you cut the butter for the vegans, there’s plenty of unhealthy crap to eat. 

They buy non-existant debt all the fucking time. I was once sent a collection notice for the one time my paycheck bounced and I’d just paid a bunch of big bills. The paycheck was reprocessed and everything righted out in less than a week.