I had a torts professor who got picked for a civil case that turned on his area of expertise, which he was very clear about in voir dire. He said the case was pretty cut and dried from his perspective but basically the jury went to deliberate by turning to him and saying, “So, tell us how to vote.” He also managed to…

Thanks for posting that. For anyone who has never heard of a hoodsie cup as an ice cream that sounded like a truly horrifically bad name for their project. I still think it was a bad choice, but not as bad.

But I want my one silver bullet that will fix all health problems in one easy container!

Maybe. But I could have just as well put the thing together at Kinko’s. Honestly, what they’d need to do is go online to the official state database of attorneys to verified that I was barred. If I’d somehow slipped through without graduating high school, would it matter?

I have needed it exactly once. Was it at a job that required a federal security clearance? No. It was an entry-level attorney position that also required me to bring in my original university and law school diplomas (thank god I never framed them.). You’d think that maybe having a law school diploma or even an…

Seriously. This is why my parents let me watch “grown-up” movies with them. All the inappropriate jokes went clear over my head and I would cover my eyes when I saw kissing, so anything more than that I had already self-censored. The only thing they kept me away from was violence and gore.

As much as I adore Mel Brooks and this movie, that scene has always irked me because people have actually believed that circumcision was the cutting the tip of a penis off.

It’s an opt-in thing, rather than a default.

Sounds good to me because all I can think of now is a gooey, intentionally under-baked cinnamon bun or five.

Is that elastic in her waistband in that last pic? No no no no no no! If you’re paying those horrendous prices for pants, they had better be tailored to perfection. Not this clearance-section-at-Kmart crap.

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Since this article is so opaque, I’m mentally reviewing all the horrible things they did to contestants on Unreal to fill in the yawning gaps.

Thanks. Congratulations on yours as well!

If they even bothered to get even that minimal (and voluntary, in Oregon) level of credential. If they don’t believe in medical care, why bother with medical training?

Get them out all at once, I guess?

I’m in my 8th month and (after a rough road getting here) have had a pretty easy pregnancy. What I want to know is how do people do it again.

If they’re not Certified Nurse Midwives, they shouldn’t be called midwives but different states have varying rules about this. There are some states where I could call myself a midwife despite having only been to one birth...my own.

I’m pregnant with my miracle baby after two losses and many rounds of fertility treatments and am pretty sure I could put these two through a brick wall.

That is far too long of a flight to have a 50 lb dog in your lap. That’s not good for the dog, the owner, or the other passengers. Really, it shouldn’t happen at all, but a quick puddle jump could work if you have the dog and owner boarding at the last possible moment.

This teacher had previously been “teacher of the year”, makes me wonder about the rest of the school. I’m curious what the other teachers were disciplined for since I don’t recall hearing anything about other teachers in previous coverage.