It’s a high watermark in my personal library. What a damn triumph.

I fully agree with this. I actually might say it’s my second favorite of his (after “The Stand” of course). It’s just such an enjoyable, gripping read. I’d round out “The Shining” as his third.

Snobbery has never done anyone a damn bit of good. Let people enjoy what they enjoy, hyperbolic praise and all.

You have no idea how glad I am this is good.

I’ve never waited more than 20 minutes for The Haunted Mansion, and you can walk right on Pirates of the Caribbean 95% of the time. Park smart not hard!

Pirates of the Caribbean and The Haunted Mansion are my essentials every time I hit up Disneyland. I usually make a three-day trip of it; two days in the original park and one in California Adventure. I swear I spend about half the time just riding those attractions.

Her name is all over this page and you can’t even spell “Britney.”

Jesus fucking Christ. Get a job.

And here we were at my high school stuck with “Fiddler on the Roof” and “Beauty and the Beast.”

Distilling a coherent thought into 280 characters is much harder than it looks.

Those people aren’t having a “reasonable” reaction. They’re just being petty. Sometimes it’s about the bigger picture, not your own selfish bullshit.

Whew the elitism is *rich* today!

Taika Waititi, though. I’ve not given up hope juuust yet.

It’s one of the best sauces on the planet. I’ve put it on a worrying number of things.

So... you actually DO sound like the type of person who watches the same movie over and over again. Even more damning, it’s the exact same movie every time!

(I’m teasing. I’m a movie rewatcher myself. But own the title, sister!)

This show is such a gem. One of the few shows my mom and I actually bond over.*

I can usually acknowledge when someone is attractive, even if I don’t find them to be so. But I literally don’t understand the Bundy thing. I just. Can’t. See it.

Holy shit, I wasn’t even expecting a real answer to this. How fascinating.

What about if you find a weird green tumor in it? Cut it out and eat, or just throw away?

(Kidding, I definitely threw it away.)

Someone needs to just take this company out back and “take care of it,” Old Yeller style.