In recent years Chris Paul chose Houston, as did Howard, Paul George chose OKC, Russ resigned with OKC, Butler chose Miami, Love chose Cleveland, Kemba chose Boston, Harris chose Philly, Aldridge chose San Antonio. I am sure there are way more, but those are just the super stars I can think of. The owners and media…

If the rookie helmet fit you must acquit.

I’m honestly not sure how a hard cap prevents tampering.

In most other cases, yes, but isn’t there a correllation between steroids and skull size?

I think you buried the lede a bit with that Glitter poster.

Actually, hold my non-caffeinated cola, please 

Compare Houston to Dallas for the core demographic of the NBA and you have your answer (incidentally, Boston will ALSO have this problem forever)

NBA owners, fix your antiquated rules.

Dude, they don’t read Deadspin. They’re on Breitbart Sports.

I really don’t have much sympathy for someone who sees others as less-than or inferior simply because they hold different beliefs. All missionaries are basically out to explain to you how you’re wrong and they’re right. 

Saw Barry tweeting this earlier and read all of his journal entries. It’s too bad that he lost his life, but it’s also still kinda just a little bit funny

In most parts of PA, that house would be half that. I’m 45 mins outside of Philly. There’s a house in my neighborhood, 14000+ sq feet, 2 acres, beautiful and modern up for sale for $1.39M and it will NEVER sell for that. It’s been on the market for nearly a year and probably won’t go for much more than a mil.

That house would be $1M in Ohio.

there is this thing called renting, especially in major metropolitan areas such as Pittsburgh 

The 8,000 square foot home has five bedrooms, seven-and-a-half baths and a four-car garage on a 3-acre lot.

My parents moved us around a few times when I was a teen and every move we went into a bigger house in a nicer neighborhood. This peaked with the last home I was in before college, a 5 bedroom suburban McMansion in a fast growing town with good schools and a booming market. It was completely unnecessary for the three…

I agree the office is a little much, but I’m not here to kink-shame anyone.

Given the instability of their profession, pro athletes aren’t always eager to make their house a home, and Phil less so.

It looks like Kessel removed most of the furniture in the home theater, including the popcorn machine and the hot dog cart. 

that’s a jerk-off station