That is pretty much the shitty move aspect, but it’s shittier than you’re giving it credit for.

Do you...not understand the complaint here? If the team didn’t plan on keeping one of last year’s starters around, why would they have waited until the day before training camp when they could have cut ties at any of numerous points in the past weeks or months? It would have been considerably easier to “catch on…

We all know the reason why Washington did this. Because Dan Snyder feeds off of human misery like some sort of psychic vampire.

The Skins could’ve cut Foster weeks ago and give him time to try and catch on with another team, but they waited until the day before training camp started in Richmond.

Belichick can’t be Trump, because Belichick is actually accomplished, actually knows what the fuck he’s talking about, and regularly outsmarts other people. Belichick is like, the anti-Trump. Which makes it all the more astounding that he’d support a goober like Trump in the first place.

Can a Bay Area native please explain to me why Santa Clara is such a terrible location? I get that it’s far from the San Francisco city center, but geographically it seems to make sense if I am correct in assuming that most the 9ers fans live south of the peninsula, while Raiders fans live in the northern part of the…

That description reminds me more of Joe Biden if I’m being completely honest.

All the goddamn metal. Reflects the sun in ways so that even a 400 pound plumber’s taint could get sunburned.

So you’ve been there?

In fairness, you did get to see some vintage Old Man Power-ing from Frank Gore last year. Which, speaking as a long-time Niners fan, should tell you a lot about Niners’ fandom, in that we are the emotional meth-heads of the league.

I live in the Central Valley, it’s going to be 104 degrees today. I LAUGHED at Niners’ fans complaining about the heat. I went to a game in Sept. and thought I was actually going to die. It’s a fucking solar oven. 

so did Jay Cutler!

DID YOU KNOW HE USED TO PLAY WIDE RECEIVER?  

I was tempted to give it the benefit of the doubt because I once got a blowjob in the parking lot of the Rooster T Feathers comedy club, but then I realized Rooster T Feathers is in Sunnyvale, not Santa Clara.

You know how the Dolphins drafted Ryan Tannehill and then spent seven years chronically deluded that THIS would be his breakout year?

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

You’re conveniently leaving out their measurements for:

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

I hear Enes Kanter is a free agent

Can they use the troops? I bet the troops would win.