White people like Desmond Howard because he makes Stuart Scott look like Malcolm X.

I didn't want to star this, but you are really twisting my arm.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

The game summed up in one highlight:

The Aussies have Andrew Bogut, Joe Ingles, and Matthew Dellavedova.  You're not wrong.

They already beat Spain

Is that Wes Welker?

I’ve seen bigger

“HOW IN THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE WEED AROUND HERE?!”

your new bosses know what drives engagement

I thought this guy was all about avoiding nightshades?

He looks like the first person to be eaten in a Jurassic Park movie 

This makes him look like a goddamned serial killer

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

Flores is in an impossible position - he’s got a job that not many black men are hired to do and even fewer get to keep for a long period of time, and is concurrently expected to fully and unequivocally support a cause and speak out firmly against his boss.

“That’s some good coaching right there. Although I would have had Stills kick a 43-yarder”

jay-z is being used to rattle the left. what a time.

“It was his” - Patrick Chung