I have had my illusions shattered many times in my life, and always believe that I have none left, until more are subsequently shattered by some other scandal or boondoggle or catastrophe.

a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

In total fairness, I’m pretty sure that based on the drafting history of the Cardinals, “no respect to Larry” is permanently bolted to the door overhang of the GM’s office. It’s Cardinal speak for “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”.

They have all the cache of an XFL3 outfit, ...

i went to a USC/ASU game in LA and my buddy and I were stunned at how smoking hot the ASU girls were. I mentioned this to a law school classmate from UA and he said “yeah, all the hot, dumb girls who can’t get into California schools come to UA and ASU.” My wife’s friend who went to law school at ASU said that you…

I appreciate it was a mistake but you’ve just given me my new favorite introductory clause.

ARIZONA: Land Of Failed Californians

It was a particularly odd feeling being excited that we’ve reached WYTS season, and then realizing it will be [checks notes (that can’t be right!), double-checks notes - Holy shit!] three weeks before the Browns article.

Like, no respect to Larry, but...at this point, isn’t it kinda his fault?

An Irish Bruins fan? What are the o’dds?

Bears fans.  I’m dreading how many times he’s going to post the Double Doink video  and I am already preparing a rant.  

Irish guy loves Boston, hates San Francisco, millions SHOCKED. 

I’m a 32 year old black man - I’m very much aware that racism is politics today. And I’m acutely aware that it is an incredible misinterpretation to believe that racism is politics today because of one certain person, no matter how odious he is. It was so before Trump and will be so after Trump.  Racism in American…

Okay, odds are I will never get married or have kids. But in the rare chance that I did both (. . . or either, I guess), I’ve always imagined that there would come a day when I had to explain what the heady zeitgeist of the Clinton and Bush eras felt like.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

Feels strange to have the first of the series not be the Browns, whose annual display of ineptitude really set the mood for the rest of the season.  There could not be a more boring disaster of a franchise than the Cardinals.  Build a wall around Arizona 

A tradition unlike any other...

Lololol. Yes, everyone else is an idiot and can't understand your well thought out post.

Except your comment specifically references Tebow and the Right. 

It’s all politics. Mostly white billionaire owners having control over the lives of mostly black players is politics. Stadium subsidies are politics. Teams relocating is politics. The NFL trafficking painkillers across state lines and not being prosecuted because without it the modern game of football wouldn’t exist…