If only Alzolay had done that with two strikes it would have been the ol’ strike-em-out-throw-it-run-em-down-tag-em-out-throw-em-out triple play.

Anyone who's studied rocketry knows that you can't achieve liftoff without a violent chemical reaction.

As far as chemistry goes, this is somewhere between Union Carbide Bhopal and a North Korean meth mega-lab.

Honestly, this is a pipe dream. 

I’m not sure if this news puts the Lakers ahead of Golden State or behind. Maybe tied? I’ll let J.R. figure it out.

Souper Team >>>> Super Team.

Not sure if it’s the most efficient way to invest in sorely needed U.S. infastructure, but glad the Lakers are doing their part in laying pipe from Cleveland to Los Angeles.

“You mean I have unlimited vacation days? That’s amazing!”

Because they like to seem hip and cool.

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Jesus Barry, you buried the lede, but man, congrats on having the worst opinion in Funbag history. Its a long list of bad opinions, you shot right to the top.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

I suspect the “thief” was just a member of the building cleaning staff who unknowingly moved the chair to a different room.

Ok, I’m calling shenanigans on the “naming teams” list.

You’re wrong on all counts.

My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

I mean if the Nets are dumb enough to max out Kyrie Irving at this point, more power to them. He’s put up some pretty good numbers over the years but his value seems to be predicated on 3 good games he played in the NBA finals three years ago. He isn’t in the same stratosphere as Steph Curry or even Damian Lilliard at…

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Which sort of defeats the purpose? The fun of an office beer is drinking beer, in an office, a place where you generally don’t.

Durant and Kyrie will both go to Brooklyn. In two years, they will win an NBA title. Then Kyrie will decide that he wants to be the alpha on a championship team and demand a trade. He will be dealt to the promising Atlanta Hawks. He will miss most of the next season due to injury, and they will surprise everyone by…