I wonder if this current Harden backlash is a result of a few years of everyone saying “oh God, anyone but the Warriors,” and then finally realizing what that could look like.

Kids, your school is safe as shit.

a bearded everyman with the body of an elementary school security guard

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

“If you cannot remember the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re,’ then we can’t keep you out of the grays*. And if we can’t keep you out of the grays, then we can’t have you on Deadspin!”

Never made it to the NFL, but I played 5 seasons in college for a Pac-12 school. I feel you on the “trying to assimilate” front. For years after graduation I would get anxiety at work if I happened to be one of the only people in the common room of the office. My mind would immediately assume I was missing a meeting…

C’mon, complaining about millennials, your better then that.

Yeah it must be so rough rooting for the reigning World Series Champs who also have won 3 additional rings in the last 15 years.  We all sincerely weep for you.

He looks like he ate Frank Thomas

Fine...Medina of the world!

every Stroman article should come with a picture of his New York cop dad

Would the Mecca of the world...not be Mecca?

He went off the rails when he walked in on this:

I say this as a life long Mets fan, whose day to day mood is unfortunately partially dictated by the team: This is not at all surprising. This sort of dysfunction has been steady through several GMs, managers, and rosters. The mood of the team for years has been a place where good players go for their careers to die.…

C’mon, Barry, you know the answer to this question. It’s in his name...

Eeverything the Mets’ front office does is built around having scapegoats in place. Look at this past weekend. Callaway looks like an asshole, Jeff Wilpon gets to descend from the heavens and gush about how sorry the team is and how rude this was, and the NY media focuses on how much Callaway sucks both as a person…

Wow. Rockets had their audit report ready to go tonight. Really efficient of them.

If that first fact is relevant, let it be known that the Buffalo Bills finished Top 2 in football playing in 1991-1994 and deserved the Lombardi trophy.

Talk radio was a mistake.

I mean it’s pretty obvious that Andy was always the non-disciplinarian, positive push-over parent because he has no idea how to use a time out.