“Oak, I swear on my father's grave that you do NOT want to fuck with these guys.”

Might he be going to the CAVEliers?

The goose is fine, they took her to the same farm my parents sent my dog when I was nine. One day I’m gonna go visit that place.

In a related story, the NFL has just passed a rule saying that all of their players must agree to be tased for any reason or face fines.

Owen Hart also has no comment at this time.

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

That red is the exact shade of a prolapsed asshole.

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I smell an appointment to the Department of Energy with this current administration......

I’m beginning to think that Shaq’s MBA and doctorate might not be entirely legitimate.

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

I do prefer shrimp and steak flavored shit than ramen flavored shit though.

If only there would have been a good guy there with a tanker to stop them.

100% of the fish die after being released.

Once you climb to the summit of Mount Everest, like I have, you realize that everyone makes shit up about their life.

Flopping really has gotten out of hand.

Man, Tsitsipas totally should have come back with “YOU shut your fuck up.”

Farging Icehole

In the VW community the “trickle-down effect” probably refers more to the water pump situation.