Um, it’s spelled “shyt-stirring.”

“Kicking her while she’s down? I like your style.”

“50th Consecutive Jets First Round Draft Pick is Determined to Bust.”

“She took that shot to the face, she’s going to be ok, we just have to run some more tests and see what happens from there”

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

He really has mastered all the qualities that people of good character try hard to avoid. He is a gluttonous, unkind, loud-mouthed, racist, sexist, ethnocentric, anti-intellectual, incurious, dishonest, disloyal, cheating, lazy liar. He is just an absolutely disgusting slob.

Yeah, but my inner ass-hat needs to point out that people really aren’t collectibles.  In fact that practice has pretty much been banned by most countries.

Fighting is part of the game.

But how do you race America?

I hope he does shut it down for the headline

Have they considered just not paying players and instead offer them experience and worthless degrees?

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

I think it was completely accidental. Saying Urena hit Acuna on purpose would imply the Marlins had an actual plan in place.

A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

no no no no no no no

I’m on board with this, 100%. I know the tendency is to go with dumb and weird, but the guy is from South Dakota, so good luck finding anyone who can work on something exotic when it breaks (for the record, total Porsche Dealers in SD = 0). This Pantera, formerly owned by the treasurer of the Pantera Owner’s Club of…

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.