DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

If the other party brought a scary looking armed guy along for my Craigslist deal I would be very worried. How can I be sure that guy is from a trusted 3rd party security company and not there to rob me? I am gonna want to hire my own goons. Next thing you know every craigslist transaction is gonna involve 12 guys in…

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

I LOL' d +10

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

That's my question too. Heath Ledger jokes were Grade A that year.

Where the fuck did Matthew go to college that a bunch of 20 year old kids were defending Heath Ledger's honor 7 months after he died? Was he actually at Heath Ledger's brother's party?

Do you still jerk off with those guys?

Well, I never really had instruction, so that is quite possible. But then again my wording was more about parallelism and humor than accurately recreating my experience.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Indeed

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.