How on earth do you convince someone to help you stash the body of a 13 year old girl?

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

It’s better than Milli Vanilli, which did all of their staging off-pitch.

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

I agree, I hate when people say #AllLivesCanJump and don’t realize how demeaning it is to our movement, so ignorant

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

This... This is unwise twittering.

This probably didn’t help:

He tripped the ref. He didn’t harm the ref. Tripping someone is certainly classless bullshit, but it rarely causes injury.

Actually, the security guard never takes his hand off him so, again, no.

Last night’s incident marks the second time in his life that Tony Stewart would have been shot by police had he been black.

Why is it always about race with these cops?

The biker expects that their spot at the front of the line is respected if for some reason they can’t take off, and they want a wide berth. It’s cutting the line.

And you wonder why we hate motorcyclists?

I’m more annoyed when bicyclists do it, because what usually happens is:

To be clear since we’re talking about how others percieve you as a rider my point is that many drivers will percieve this as cutting the line. I think the same people find it equally madening when a cyclist filters to the front, pauses and then runs the red light (a common occurrence especially in cities) thus…

It is cutting the line. Just because it’s not technically illegal, you’re still being an asshole.