Add permanent offsides lines to each half of a soccer field (ala hockey blue lines) instead of arbitrary mobile lines that make watching soccer frustrating and low-scoring. That and actually enforce flopping penalties.

That is my interpretation.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

That joke seriously never gets old.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

(I have no personal or familial connection to UNC; the only family connection to southern schools is that my cousin went to Wake and my dad did a semester at Vanderbilt.)

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

No, it’s real.

Works 60% of the time, everytime!

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

Man, Crossfit is the worst.

Okay, fine. Maybe they can jump, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they should.

When the Funky Bunch no longer take your calls you know you done messed up.

His own son called him a fucking coward yet these guys want to sit there and tell us it is different.

Shanks later tweeted out a picture of the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster.

He gave it his best shot.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

Was this played in Georagia?

Actually when an acronym is longer than four letters, it can take title case instead of all caps, especially if its familiar to most readers.