Go fuck yourself, Russian trollship.

Star for calling out Greenwald and The Intercept. What a disappointment that endeavor turned out to be.

The correct answer is, “Still Alive” from Portal.

This is Colorado Springs. The only real surprise in the story is no mention of weed.

My kids have frequent active shooter drills at school— all the schools they go to. They turn out the lights, lock the classroom door, try to be as quiet as possible, and wait for the school administrator to issue the all clear.

I figure most of us Americans are only three days without electricity from killing each other for food.

Don’t run for president, then.

Could you get around this by allowing ballot access, but having CA assign electors to the highest vote getter who submitted their tax returns prior to the election? States’ abilities to assign electors seem pretty broad.

Agreed. It’s kind of like when mad parents call out their children’s full names.

Ours is the best, biggest, most beautiful Vancouver. Simply stunning, bigly.

How, exactly, is that different from the “good Muslims need to answer for and handle bad Muslims” bullshit?

“Pandering to the racial insecurities of southern whites...”

I’m not sure SYG was ever a factor, but it certainly wasn’t at trial.

Jaded?

That only works when you control one of the chambers.

Yes. Childhood accident.

Bullshit. Unless you mean Trump’s head literally explodes. In which case, perfect.

Don’t forget, he also froze Han in Carbonite!

Dude, NSA headquarters is like five minutes from Hanover. You think they’re going to tell you what the spiders are for.

I am SO going to say that on my deathbed.