That’s the trouble with terrorism, the secrecy.

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

It’s fucking amazing to me that spending at least $11 billion to improve commute times is more politically viable that just adding real mass transit to an area desperately in need of it. 

I’m baffled that USC is ~such~ a feather in a parent’s cap. Yeah, it’s a good school but am I undervaluing it?

I’m honestly astounded that this isn’t satire.

I thought you were going to ask about the guy who found out his teenage daughter was pregnant because Target kept sending her coupons for diapers and formula. He got all indignant and contacted Target Corporate and demanded to know what WTH they thought they were doing. Turns out? The daughter was pregnant. Target’s…

YES!  The belt over the shirt is a bridge too far, Becky. 

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

I was already seriously side-eyeing Aunt Becky’s party bus antics and autograph signing, but that belt? No, girl. I have to draw the line somewhere.

How come people always talk about faith getting them through a very public scandal AFTER they’ve done bad things? Where was your faith BEFORE you intentionally decided to be a selfish asshole?

Really, never? No matter what she does?

That’s a huge donation for a local/state group. Good for her.

The Trump administration’s arguments against the deal were, characteristically, a lot harder to parse

No one in Europe tips. Their servers/bartenders are considered professionals and paid a decent salary.  I have a friend that bartends in Milton Keynes and he makes 18 GBP/hr, about $23/hr.

This isn’t a call to destroy all of the highways in the country. The point is to eliminate them needlessly passing right through the hearts of downtowns (looking at you 20/59 currently being completely reconstructed through Birmingham, AL) which creates physical and, weirdly enough, often economic barriers which divide…

He told Kenney that the intent behind showing the placard was to highlight “how far we have come, one as — not specific to the Cubs — as a society and the free press in terms of women and people of color who were not able to have a place in the press box.”

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.