I’ve never understood why flight attendants are expected to wear such constricting and uncomfortable clothing, full stop. If, heaven forbid, there is ever an emergency, they’re there to handle the situation. Give me a flight attendant in khakis and a polo who can unfurl an emergency slide and evacuate passengers with…

Can’t wait to see what the bog monsters in the Senate decide to approve in terms of my and other trans folks’ ability to exist in public! I bet they also try to screw over native women and anyone with a crazy ex, it seems like their style.

It’s not a lamp; it’s a torchiere. Torchieres are favored by therapists because indirect light is more comforting.

Good. All such places should put up firm notices on their websites and facebook pages saying they do not accept unsolicited requests for free stays in exchange for publicity, and will delete the messages/emails of anyone who disregards that policy and asks for it anyways.

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

The only real union thugs in America are the cops.

These are exactly the kind of “parents” who wonder why their kids move away the minute they turn 18 and never keep in touch afterwards.

If you want the tea on that royal feud, Nicole Cliffe has you covered:

I’m a commoner.  I don’t know how to pronounce those words either.  

N O P E

“Ohh, whoopsie!  I threatened my slave with deportation in order to continue enslaving her!”  I hope they give her the full 20. 

It’s almost as if the Catholic Church is saying *just* enough things to sound open-minded, progressive, and modern to avoid having to do anything substantive.

Just another day in the life of Cool Pope, y’all!

Jameela Jamil is the hero we all needed but do not deserve. 

Obligatory:

“In this climate, who would challenge someone with a beard exposing their penis in a women’s changing room?”

A friend of mine just posted on FB about how her 14-year-old daughter just had a boy text her a dick pic.

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.