Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Time will tell whether Bradbury’s watery buttcheeks will be a persistent problem for Minnesota’s passing attack.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

“They bask in their whole bullshit “community” status not because they want to welcome you in, but because they want to cast you out.”

Criminal trespass - this isn’t even breaking and entering - it’s barely a crime. It could be as simple as being in someone’s yard.

I don’t understand the tone of this article. This is fabulous. Being a free hotline service, I fail to see how the way it’s structured would favor white/wealthy women over others. If anything, marginalized women and femmes are MORE likely to take advantage of it, because they are less likely to have access to this…

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Ann Coulter, 12/3/18:

I come here for sports and this big whiny article is the final straw. I tried to contact your new ownership to let them know but I couldn’t find anything.

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

“I forgot I was torturing the dog...” is NOT a great defense strategy

Tyreek: Zounds! I beseech you, fine woman, clear me of these false accusations!

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MAN!?

They didn’t really want to drain the swamp. They just wanted to fill it with their own alligators.

It’s really adorable that you think the kids will learn anything from this.