John Belushi's tray in Animal House beats all of these

If the teacher had then demanded Reginald's lunch money so he could buy a new stadium this would actually be a pretty worthwhile life lesson in being a sports fan

It's scary to see the destruction he'll do when he got through that door.

people are going crazy

They should have named him LoHUGE.

who told me that I had "slender ear canals," which I found flattering

an embarrassing uneven bars fall she can blame as much on her coach/spotter/dad

Here's what things'll look like on Monday (click to enlarge)

He's like the Harry Potter of assholes.

I think there's a very real difference when the name of the victim in question is "Sandusky" vs some poor otherwise unknown kid. That name has meaning to the public.

Either way, Mike McCarthy is removing Driver from their WR option-pass package.

Generally speaking, the practice of asking for a retweet should be frowned upon as the last resort of the pathetic, but there are exceptions to every rule.

Husky pride!

Mike says he'll keep giving out the survey, which he generally hands out in person and not via email:

I reached out to FauxJohnMadden for comment but he hasn't DM'd me back yet.

Worst Fuck Marry Kill ever.

1) Do you ever watch TV?

Did you really think that giving the 100 million dollars back to Shia LeBouf at the end would make everything okay? Seems to me that he's going to hold a grudge about that for years.

Nice.

I'm much more upset by DeSean Jackson, former Cal Golden Bear, being covered in UCLA blue.