There's a time in football when you need to jump 8 or 10 feet from a standing position? There's moments on the field you need to run 40 yards in a straight line?

He'll never have to broad-jump, or run around little orange cones, or run 40 yards in a straight line without pads on, either, but he didn't seem to have an issue with them.

Tom Kruse in a wheelchair!

"KEEP:TRADE"

I inserted Yugoslav in the space, and it fit.

But football is a different sort of job, one reliant on physical skills, and mental processes that may not involve knowing the age of a boy if his sister is twice his age minus eight.

For an unknown reason,

Coach Embree continued, "We hope he gets better, we love all his talent. He has a rocket arm, it's just incredible. Of course, when we say he can throw the ball 60 yards from his knees, we never thought he'd ever actually have to."

Rubio's eventual UStream shows will be both insane and adorable.

"Take that shit off your head! I'll count to five, and if it's still there, then I'll start back at one."

What he means is that he wanted to be a commenter, but saw how hard lt. winslow was going, and decided not to. If you don't believe him, he'll show you the the cookie sheet he bought in 2002 that still has AJ's head imprint in it.

(used to be a commenter in fact)

Meanwhile, anyone who could knock up Keira Knightley would recieve like, a million high fives bro.

In a move that would haunt her for years to come, high school sophomore Stefani Germanotta once tried getting away with the same crime, although she stole a hot dog.

I can't be cynical about a baby, even if it is Darren Rovell's. Welcome to the world, Harper Upton Rovell.

Nice.

It seems every week we read something more in the media about social engagement gone bad

And who doesn't love a Daredevil?

At least it's better than their Dirk Nowitzki-inspired flavor, which is Black Forest Chocolate ice cream with bits of Dolph Schayes sprinkled over it.

Brooks actually wrote this article years ago about Amar'e Stoudamire and just copypasted it.