He’s on the field at the same time as Matt Ryan. 

It is Christmas, friend. 

It’s about goddamn time

The PAT was another trouble spot for the league that didn’t need changing but since they’ve decided to mess with it, I say kill two birds with one stone and use Harbaugh’s idea to eliminate the PAT as well:

Marathon clock looked like it was midnight when the first explosion happened. Actual journalists long gone. Liars then. Fake hearts then.

One underrated aspect of the Rams’ apparent resurgence was that the best way to make Jared Goff feel more comfortable is to make reading the defense easier by providing the highest contrast possible between his receivers and the defense

*knocks on door, pokes head inside as eyes drift to wall behind his desk* Mr. Quinn, your ten o’clock is...uh...

Yes, but, fuck Hitchbot

Generally, NFL teams are always wary of declaring multi-positional players as such due to the absolute chaos that would ensue in fantasy leagues

There’s a huge difference between the two, as Tracer would obviously never play with any balls

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

I hope those judging

It’s also odd for these fans to think of trading away a future first round pick just to move up two spots as any sort of indication of The Process.

*montage of Jim Tomsula jumping rope; flipping large tires over; flipping those tires into a scrapyard; running up and down stadium steps; haggling with scrapyard dealer, these are good tires, still usable; medicine ball; jogging out of scrapyard while stuffing a few bills into his wallet*

Few know this but the Jets’ home locker room is rather small, I’d imagine maneuvering around it must be a lot easier for Richardson after this offseason when he reportedly dropped from 325 to 310lbs.

Why won’t Deadspin leave this stupid Aaron Hernandez story alone? Just another click abate article

Sentell’s warped attitude towards women began in grade school when he was repeatedly taunted by several girls who chanted“I’ll Never Kiss Sentell”

Cut Grossi some slack; the Browns making somewhat reasonable decisions is *incredibly* suspect

We’ll be here forever if we have to find Scot McCloughan by going through pictures of chubby, clearly-alcoholic Redskins fans

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.