Ali actually fought the best fighters of his era.

When the Raiders do it, they're punchlines, only because they're the Raiders and they've been snakebitten before and JaMarcus Russell's and Todd Marinovich's and Jay Schroeder's and Daunte Culpepper's and Andrew Walter's and that inevitable year of Jeff George's and Billy Joe Hobert's and Marques Tuiasosopo's past…

Bonds:*rips off wig* And I'm not really Barbie, the prostitute, I'm Barry Bonds, the baseball player.

basic carpentry skills are an apparent genetic trait.

You forgot to mention the part where making witty comments on a sports blog are what starts off this potentially ludicrous career.

Those have to be the only non-roided up bicyclists left in the world. Look at them just letting someone kick their ass.

David Carradine once tried the same yo yo trick, where he wraps the yo yo around his neck. He pulled it off, flawlessly of course. Then he went into his bathroom to "celebrate."

CHA:

"What the hell, Sav? Why didn't you tell me y'all had a sport where it's legal to catch passes on a hop?"

I had one a few months ago where I was being chased by half of a lobster. My reaction in the dream of course was to try to run into my house, while screaming for my dad to come help me, because this half a lobster was obviously pure evil. I was trying and trying to scream, and then the dream faded and I was halfway…

I won't believe it was actually him until they DNA test the entire outfield and everyone who played on it that day.

I got some red hair somewhere in this brown head.

so much money depends

Pretty sure Hunter Pence's availability has less to do with George Springer's upside and more to do with Ed Wade's managerial skills.

How much would it take to avoid this Fiasco?

"FUCK YOU! THE LOCKOUT’S OVER!"

I like how someone in the background of this picture is doing something you would expect someone in the background of a picture they have no idea is being taken to do, but is really funny since they're in this particular picture.

Alright, you be Shirts; you, you're Skins; Kevin, you're... um... hm.

Roethlisberger: lifts veil

One last out route for the Playmaker.