David and Victoria Beckham have welcomed to the world the sixth member of their family

At first, I started to wave for it, but then, noticing the other 20 similarly aged kids around me doing the exact same thing, I figured it was pointless. I just sat there with a wry smile

Damn good hustle.

Cockblocked By Wavves!

LeBron's so overrated. If he really was like Magic Johnson, that child would be dead by now.

And it wasn't actually her cellphone that he grabbed, it was her Motorola Atrix 4G.

Nike, based in Beaverton, Ore.,

If this was really his Swan song, he should have played the tournament dressed in all black, with a bludgeoned Andy Roddick hidden in his dressing room.

Kissing Riot Couple’s Zapruder Film Proves Their Blissful Moment Was Not Staged

It works out a little too perfectly to be a happy accident.

But is he NEXT?

However, in the morning when he sobered up Stroup admitted he lied about being scratched by a wolf in Germany. It was actually in England.

I would have thought that any marathon is pretty freakin' "ultra." And, apparently, I would have been wrong.

Ndamukong Suh closing in on a bust of his own face made out of pepperoni and black olives.

Let that be a lesson to you, Gregg Doyel. Make sure you bring toilet paper next time, in case LeBron shits on you again.

West Virginia has become toxic and untenable

I agree. He has kind of a deep voice, but not the "I have more and bigger testicles than you" kind of forced almost-growl like Joe Buck or Pam Ward.

It's in you for real, dawg. It's in you for real.

Jim Tressel Is The Symptom, Not The Disease

4. Don't be pretentious or racist or sexist or judge people by their background.