By far, the best thing to happen to this website is the cheap Korean animation.

The story failed to mention that Choate has been selling the coupons on eBay for $2 apiece, then buying them back from himself, then selling them again to a doughnut shop in Malta for $8.

Now if you've ever been to Rutgers (aka STD capital of the world), you'd know that on any given night you had a good chance of hooking up with some random.

This is nothing compared to the scrubbing job the Clippers' PR guy had to do after Sterling raped and killed that one girl.

Here's A Picture Of A James Bond Villain With His Arm Draped Over The First Lady's Shoulder

All this "memorabilia porn" and not even a passing mention of the warm-up bat Jamie Moyer once famously inserted into Marilyn Monroe?

Completely unoriginal. They stole that "NFL: SACK VICK" sign from Tom Coughlin.

Well that's fine, but how much were they not paid for the game? #revolution

I fully expect bitchiness like this from a "Fab Five."

Why didn't you include the next video on youtube, the one titled "Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: My life is like 'The Wire'"?

I should think this works in his favor, because this inability to send emails in an appropriate fashion puts him on par with at least 94% of all Americans, and roughly 100% of all Americans in his age bracket.

Gainey is hoping to catch on at the next level with her favorite team, the Detroit Shock Paddles.

Let's collectively drop our cynicism for a brief spell and admit that that's a pretty nice story

Maybe, but without underground fighting organizations, Tobey Maguire would have never found his confidence or his awesome nickname (seriously, he was just going to be The Human Spider... EW!). And do you really want THAT on your conscience?

charging Popp with "inappropriate language, as well as racial and economic harassment."

Good thing her name is censored, since the third to last comment didn't spell out her whole name or anything.

But once you find America's Team, their offensive coordinator will give you a map that leads directly to Lincoln's treasure.

I'm curious who the rest of the staff voted for. We know Katie Baker's vote is for her dad, but who did AJ pick?

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You mean his "tutor" had immaculate handwriting.