@bondjunkie: Still stings, doesn't it.

I really don't see the problem with this. BJ Surhoff had a much higher batting average, slugging percentage, and OPS than Jack Morris, or even Bert Blyleven.

And I hate baseball.

@Tulos_Mullet: +1

@Samer Ocho Cinco: -KKK, to Mike Krzyzewski

:(

Cleveland Is A Cocksucker Too

Summitt allegedly submitted a 30-page document to the SEC office detailing eight separate UConn recruiting violations.

Sure, stick up for the white guy Derek Anderson, but when everyone psychoanalyzes LaDainian Tomlinson's sidelined helmet visor, no one says a word in his defense.

In all, 1760 consoles have been joined with "168 separate graphical processing units and 84 coordinating servers"

Meanwhile in a cave in Afghanistan, several men are linking their Gameboy Colors together and plotting America's demise... and also trading their Pokemon.

"More Juggs machine, dumbass."

@Mental_Muppet:

So get ready for the next phase of any NCAA investigation: uninformed gossip!

What's the big deal? Lance Armstrong has been playing on his bike with one ball for years.

Some day, Philip Rivers will grow an immense and impressive beard, and suddenly everything will all make sense.

I haven't seen an American video game company make cracks like this.

How often do we get a game-winning Hail Mary in the NFL? Once every couple years?

Roger Goodell is desperately trying to figure out how to make money off of this.

"20 bucks says you'll go to Maryland!"