Bigamy. Just another example of why Philadelphia is so awful.

You missed the best part: when one of the Harvardians tried to tell Whitlock about the post over Twitter, but instead, sent him a link to download Drizzy's song "Forever."

Nothing in SI Kids is worth discussing unless you are under 13 years old. There are no exceptions to this, even if you look like you are under 13 years old.

@comment_ninja: lol. "grave." That kid died. +1

@Captain_Lou: You really expect every football team to have the money to afford something like that?

But he bent over backward and kissed his own asshole last night to tell you that Moss and Harvin were out of position on two of those picks that were clearly bad decisions.

I remember a stat that Shareef Abdur-Rahim always had like 7 more ppg during Ramadan back when he played. He said it made him play better.

@ChrisWarcraft

@Showkiller06: Oh good, my shooting guard found the chainsaw.

Fin.

Get a TiVo. It does the same thing but it doesn't suck half as bad, it just moves you back about 2-10 seconds, which usually ends up being just perfect.

...because Michael Lewis's book was about more than just Michael Oher's sob story and was a macrocosmic and enlightening look at the evolution of the pro passing game with a microcosmic look into the exemplification of the importance of the left tackle position in Michael Oher's admittedly heart-warming and true…

Looks like they're having just as much trouble with the CBA as David Stern.

Oh no! A graphic! They're horrifically biased! The fiends!

Sweet, a Deadspin writer who can grade Karen Owen's performance for us.

This was awful in the same way that writing about the Nets is awful. Our record over two years was 11-35.

More likely "AJ is some kind of dick" conspiracy theory would be that AJ's trying to get the most hits possible (the horror!). And when would that be? How about when Favre's name is at its peak in the news cycle, such as oh I don't know, right after his retirement, or right before the Monday Night Football matchup…

I've got to concentrate! (concentrate, concentrate). I've got to concentrate (concentrate, concentrate). ...Echo! (echo echo)

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It's only really newsworthy as a sexual harassment case, so if Jenn Sterger doesn't want to make a big deal out of it, it loses a lot of its importance and gains a lot of uncomfortableness. Other than that, it deserves a #whimsy tag, pretty much... except it's like, the opposite of whimsy. But…

The Vikings went out and got Randy Moss to act as a liasion between Brett Favre and the end zone.