@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Tomorrow the guidance counselor is teaching them how to apply to law school.

the kinda stuff Bob Costas would melt down on an old spoon and inject directly into his main vein, were such a thing possible.

Shut up, Updike.

Always jealous of the attention her sisters get, Kim Kardashian has retaliated, posting 14 pictures of her holding hands with Reggie Bush to her blog.

Stomp 'em in the nuts, I'ma stomp 'em in the nuts

you don't need to say nothing bad about no one's parents...so, not at all.

Ouch. Isn't that Corey Smith's number?

Can he help me locate Jose Lima's wife?

in Ohio high school football, "hurdling a player who has a one or two feet on the ground is a penalty."

@100percentinjuryrate: He's also a great athlete. 4.3 in the 40!

He was then roundly criticized as being a "sportsfag" and told "PITCH OR GTFO."

"The force is strong with this one."

Stove U

@Rusty Shackleford: CLOSE YOUR FUCKING TAGS

Ah, too bad the clip cut short right before the part where all the players cheer as Coach Harbaugh lathers up his 8-pack abs then hops on Falcor and flies away to do battle with the Persians crossing at Thermopylae.

And you should read this one, too, because he's not famous enough yet to be on ESPN and therefore hated.

The worst part about DVR's is that all I want to do is catch up to real time, so I get some kind of lesser anxiety every time I have to pause the damn thing.

Let's talk more about him getting beat up by Andre Gurode and showed up by Jay Ratliff.