@Hustler of Culture: As if Deadspin isn't currently the best place on the internet to learn of the male anatomy.

Jay:

the message is even more disturbing: crying and going to church and having the charges dropped apparently cancel out rape accusations.

But were they pretty?

If forward one-hop passes were legal, Donovan McNabb would already be a lock for the Hall of Fame.

That doesn't make sense at all. Baseball's still the only sport that allows Jews to play.

If he really wanted to distract potential goal-scorers, he'd have a picture of Elisha Cuthbert painted on his mask.

This is insane. I just can't believe it.

@ClintonPortishead: Hear hear!

@Kid Canada: That's why he quit coaching in the NFL. He couldn't fight the Steeler...s.

That's okay. He'll never sign with the T-Wolves.

LeBron was still bitter at first, and a little cold and distant, but he warmed up once he realized it was Mo, not Delonte.

Who cranked dat Soulja Boy?

Yeah, they're totally just jealous of Temple's awesome field.

The thing is, since they're basing this schedule off of a pre-existing model (the NFL's) this has a chance of catching on in more NCAA games if advertisers or networks seem to like it. So Notre Dame wouldn't just be annoying, they'd be trend-setters. And annoying.

Daulerio claims Jenn Sterger claims she has some Randy Johnson Lollapalooza pictures that are not online, but terrible.

Hey Sidney, I'm a virgin too!

Kamara is, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining sports analysts that we've ever seen.

I don't see why this is rather bizarre at all; what is the fuss about? Denzel is a great actor, and Kurt has a very compelling story.

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