Maybe things will change? Maybe players will...

This is why boxing will always be better than kickboxing or other forms of martial and mixed-martial arts. Boxers don't need to use their legs or knives to kill their opponents.

Who says she wasn't a boozehound when she was winning medals?

@Steve U: 8:1 its Tawmmy from Quinzee

Is there anything worse than doing a multiple choice test and getting 3 C's in a row?

Gotta respect a girl who can disrupt a comedy show without even spilling her 4th Something Something Breeze drink.

Who can I complain to about fixing the typo in the ad for "The Switch"? I never thought those ads could somehow be more annoying.

And yet no one said a word about my Mike Mamula jersey.

It's odd seeing people you vaguely know in any kind of public space.

Now, I open the thread up for other Quote of the Day nominees.

Ah, Daulerio finally told you about the #duan tag. Goodie.

@ToTheMoonReturns: I'm also pretty sure that if you had read the post, you would understand that "did" is not "may or may not have."

"It left me with a lot of sleepless nights, and I think about it constantly," he said. "I'll go to my grave wishing that I'd been better.

It's gotta be either Kat Stacks or J-No.

Wahlberg went on to say how thankful he was to live in busy and fun Beverly Hills, where nothing this sordid ever happens.

You're doing a heckuva job, 'Bronie.

A lot of the stuff Hoffman did was 10, 15 years ago. The "At some point" should have happened by now.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Barracudas NEVER jumped out of the sea when Reagan was president.

I'm sure "dude my arm is frickin' bleeding" was hard to hear amongst "UGHHH why is it so hot out" and "NO mom I ALREADY ate! Ohmigosh just shut up."

merely for the crime of not announcing that he might be taking a few notes.