"I had large fever and painful. I just couldn't breathe properly; it was terrible! I was in bed all day, couldn't get up," says Hershey.

@Samer Ocho Cinco: And what the FUCK is a "Samer"???

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That's what I do, you smug Buffalo-lovin' prick.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: More sports fans should watch Glee, just so they can finally see Kevin McHale do something worthwhile.

@Tommy Craggs: The graph on that website discriminates against the colorblind.

@Slapshot21: Right, like the non-athletes are any better.

The NCAA also warned that while not yet a violation, Brian Kelly's page on deviantart.com is starting to concern them.

It's truly amazing that women still have trouble beating the grotesque prejudices against them in a sport that has already seen Shirley Muldowney and Jeff Gordon dominate the standings.

And one of the best ways to beat the Phillies is to fake a "leg" sign.

A lot of problems in Africa could be solved if more people tried to put little hats on things.

@Pete Gaines: You just don't understand the complex depths of the allusionary intellectualism of the now-all-too-common word "hubby" and its origins, present even in its common usage today, in the post-feminist, post-post-industrial sociopolitical fringe movement.

Down Goes Probert

I can't believe you forgot "The Promise."

He didn't say "broad." He's quite gender-neutral.

Is there a Door somewhere in Cleveland that we can watch LeBron exit live via webcam?

@Saberhagendaaz: Oh please, you could have at least linked this:

I always thought skin peeling was a personal pleasure, like smelling your own farts. Is it universally accepted and enjoyed by males and females alike?

Poor guy keeps having to sit through losing games. He can't get no satisfaction.

I'm surprised the dolphin picked against the white people, seeing as they're notorious racists.

You're WHITE?!?!