@Phintastic: It's usually the other way around.

Possibly deadspin;

@Hatey McLife: FLAWLESS VICTORY

I can't believe John Madden sold out this badly.

@UweBollocks: Well understood. That's why I said "friendly advice" not "STFU N00b1!!!11."

@MattorShirley: Friendly advice to all of you:

What, no one else remembers David Palmer taking snaps for the Vikings?

@Smokey Tornado: Dude, not cool. Drew's worked long and hard at his diet. Play nice, now.

Heinz gets bonked by cameraman

@UweBollocks: "Cochise" was 8 years ago.

Great video.

@SynicVance2.0: Not really. Only 3 punches and the ref was moving to stop Frausto after the second. Sexton didn't go limp until that second punch. Not nearly "terrible."

Frausto's challenger, Rosi Sexton (5'4"; 121 lbs.), holds a Ph.D in theoretical computer science.

Anne Frank has to be pissed that it so long for Germany to come up with a popular and loud device that makes it impossible to hear anything.

When asked to comment, Donovan McNabb burst into tears.

Glenn Beck had to apologize after a radio segment with the same title.

But does it have a two-dimensional... dog... thing??

She's still not as big of a Belichick superfan as that other lady who blew something else.

Rule #1: Don't make eye contact with the regulars or even acknowledge that you have seen them before or will ever see them again.