@Hit Bull Win Steak: But he has black hair! That means he's AWESOME

Yeah but what has he won lately?

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE SNAKES IN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' VAG

Ted Green thinks this guy had a good time.

Via @buzzbissinger:

Man that guy has a short temper.

Ever have your hearing switch up on you? Like, you're sitting in a room and suddenly your hearing shifts? Like, did someone just adjust the fucking treble in this room?

So is this a viral ad campaign for Coke Zero, or Exxon/Mobil?

@Jefferson Tardship: Chris may have some use for school DARE programs, but that's about it.

Dan Patrick's Garish Yellow Man Purse Spotted At DMB Show (UPDATE)

@I slept with your wife: I left a comment on the A-Rod post that has disappeared into the farthest regions of Nick Denton's empire. All traces of and links to my comment, if they even exist at all, lead to at least 3 different strange and only minorly humorous comments on Gizmodo about a nuclear reactor that was…

@Steve U: Hm. Good call.

@Steve U: Only if Denton gets to make money from it.

Is that a muscle knot or a cyst on "Sweet"? That does not look healthy.

Dang. I miss all the good live chats.

@InSinSeer: Awesome.

I gotta say between the fight and Gentry's vomitoriousness and The Porkchop Situation AND PARAMORE'S BOOBZ, this was the most productive Deadspin Overnight yet.

She continued to ask the fan to leave her alone, telling him "Oh shit! Get the fuck out of here! What're you doing? Get! The! Fuck out of here, you stupid idiot!"

Steve Nash watched Gentry puke, laughed, then yanked the anterior cruciate ligament out of his own knee because it itched.

I'm looking forward to her new show on Versus.