Yeah right. He hasn't been a "major player," or even a "possible major player," anywhere he's ever been.

By the way, uh, you weren't pissed about anything in the book, were you?

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: Shhhhhh!

Trying to live out a T-Pain chorus didn't work out so well for Corey Smith and Marquis Cooper, either.

@Peter Nincompoop: Let's also not count that Liz Hasselbeck actually gained her fame from her 2001 4th-place finish on the second season of television phenomenon Survivor. This was while she was dating then-rookie free agent and absolute nobody Tim Hasselbeck.

@Peter Nincompoop: Tim Hasselbeck's a millionaire?

The study failed to take into account siblings who never made it to the major leagues, evil twins, or Dom DiMaggio's rumored Restless Legs Syndrome.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh sure, correct the headline, make ME look like an asshole.

Or "amazing."

When he's older and actually reaches 209, that tattoo's going to be horribly distended.

I'm guessing there are not a lot of 14-year-old girls reading this website right now

Ew, look at all that blood doping from his eye.

Meanwhile the Mikahil Prokhorov Megamix includes plenty of TATU, Prodigy, some Celebrity-era 'N Sync, and several Oakenfold remixes of all of them.

@Hatey McLife: Damn, son.

@Lionel Osbourne: Friends? Yes. Random strangers? Definitely. Girls you're trying to hook up with who you probably shouldn't be mentioning this to? Of course.

Did any of you guys talk about sex conquests (at any age) with your brother if you had one?

I'm way more impressed by the point guard who managed to jump up, grab the ball and twist around in mid-air, then step out of bounds before firing off the oop.

"It's not that I have anything against gays. It's just that I really, really like closets."

Now if only CNN had interviewed the intern for his real area of expertise, phone sex numbers.

@Agamemnon Busmalis: If they wanted to make any money, they would be.