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after he hands him an ice cream cone:

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

“Goddamnit, now I have to take over James Franco’s acting school?” - Christopher Plummer.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

She went to “Vandegrift High School.” It’s right there on the tin.

“Coach, it’s pretty amazing that you’re here this late.”- Dan Snyder to Jay Gruden, referring to Week 5.

Quit talking about the Redskins and stick to sports!

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

When you need a huge pile of garbage cleaned up in New Jersey, Nunzio is the guy.

I remember when the greatest controversy surrounding soccer is when Dylan’s whore-ass mom brought whole oranges instead of slices.

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

If 90s computer games taught me anything, it’s that this particular police dept. will be less than useful.

I was in the Tennessee band. That was one of the throwaway shows that everybody hates to do. Every home game has a different show, so they’d simplify some shows and only really put together 3 real shows a year, with one of them being the Circle Drill which doesn’t change too much year to year. There’s a lot of clever

He’s still receiving CDs from Columbia House

The really sad thing is he had that “my email address is hashtag I don’t care” so locked and loaded and ready to that it is clear it was a line he thought about and prepared and was waiting to throw out there, and it is just so so terrible. 

I mean who wouldn’t dap up Reggie Bush? To go from High School straight to the NFL after a few years of not playing is an amazing feat.

You sweet summer child. 

Jimmy Fallon, years ago, in one of the rare jokes of his that got a lol and stuck with me more than 30 seconds: