Unless you have hiv and are planning on fucking the entire public, no, you have no “duty” to tell “the public” or “whomever” shit if you have hiv. Yes, you tell partners. No one else is entitled to know a goddamned thing.

A wiser man than I summed him up best- Gladwell writes books for people who don’t read books.

That’s actually pretty Machiavellian.  So it’s definitely not the plan of someone from Arizona.

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

to be fair, “Jon Gruden knows how to game plan against the Chiefs. Hit them early and often! Hit them while they’re down! Break their spirit! Oh, wait. That’s not Gruden’s game plan, that’s Tyreek Hill’s Guide to Parenting” reads like a comment on this very website. All it needs is a subtle mention of being a lawyer.

Mr. Ped 

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

You may enjoy learning that the couple purchased a used SUV. Savings!

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Time to heal the wound cleaved so long ago...time to bring back Derek Dooley.

...the question is whether Pruitt will still be coaching the team by then. 

People care about a lot of teams that never win much, there’s nothing wrong with that. What’s insane about UT fans is that literally they start every season thinking they’re destined to win the national championship that year. Sports radio here in August is a parade of lunatics predicting 10, 11, 12 win seasons. 

“Why did that at-bat take so long? The pitcher threw five strikes.”

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.

I'm surprised some annoying dude off camera wasn't talking the whole time.

Nah, character concerns means that he’ll be in Cincinnati by Monday.

I did it for the gram too