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9/12/19
6:11 PM
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As of press time, Sileo has suspended himself from his Twitch channel after receiving a number of e-mails regarding his past behavior.

9/11/19
8:00 PM
21

There’s no way the same person wrote both the tweets and the follow-up statement; otherwise the statement would have ended with a request that people prey for him during this difficult time.

9/9/19
2:23 PM
6

Jon, Jay, and James. I haven’t seen the Gruden family crest, but hopefully, “Yep, we’re one of those families” looks better in Latin.

9/8/19
3:36 PM
3

I blame myself for yelling “That was for Prop 8!” 20 seconds too early. And then I remembered that I live in Tennessee, where Prop 8 wouldn’t pass only because it wasn’t draconian enough. It was...a dark couple of minutes there.

9/8/19
2:02 PM
2

In fairness, it’s only 85, 90% people predicting 10+ wins. You shouldn’t overlook the minority opinion that reporters predicting 7-8 wins are clearly motivated by hatred for the team and why the hell are they allowed to cover the team anyway?

9/1/19
7:29 PM
53

This is a ridiculous overreaction from the referees. There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a tiger can’t play—

8/28/19
3:11 PM
31

He might have reason to cry if he’s not game-ready for next week. My dad coached pee wee football, and no matter what creative excuse the kids came up with--mom couldn’t get off work in time to drive them to the game before it started, missed practice to study for a test, the compound fracture of the femur they got in

8/24/19
5:04 PM
1

I dunno. I’ve seen some videos, but damned if I know how they pulled it off—I mean, how they did it.

8/24/19
3:04 PM
6

Speaking of disappointments, a quick Google image search reveals that Bob Nutting isn’t nearly the hunky adult entertainer his name would suggest, in that a) he’s not nearly hunky; and b) I hope to God there’s no....video...of him anywhere online. Or just anywhere.

8/19/19
10:48 PM
26

“Hey, why the hell didn’t somebody check up on this Werder guy’s answers on this jury questionnaire?”

8/14/19
8:37 PM
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I can’t tell if that question means you’re too young to remember the Sears catalogue or too old to remember being a teenager, but either way, the answer is yes. If it’s a thing, you or someone else can masturbate to the thing.

8/14/19
2:32 PM
2

That was my takeaway from Mindhunter. I suppose there is also something in there about obsessiveness, and the dark nature of humanity or something, but the most important thing was that he could do pretty much whatever he wants.

8/11/19
7:46 PM
1

To add insult to injury, they included some kind of exclusive/expanded trailer in showings of Wing Commander, which was based on a game that I loved and genuinely wanted to see. This led to me getting shit-talked by the ticket-taker at the theater (“Here you go. Enjoy the trailer.” “I don’t care about that; I’m here

8/11/19
2:37 PM
1

I highly doubt it, although that would explain why all those Internet videos use “breeding” in the titl—oh, never mind.

8/10/19
8:05 PM
87

19,000? There can’t be that many Southern Baptist pastors and Republican state senators in one town.

8/1/19
12:55 AM
1

As an Ohio native who hasn’t lived there for over a decade, I’m always surprised when I see a story that reminds me that DeWine is still up there doing whatever it is he does. I know that there are Representatives and Senators who spend about 80 years in office, but every time I see his name it’s a) him in a

7/24/19
2:48 PM
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How that movie didn’t win Best Screenplay is beyond me. (I think it might have been nominated, though.)

7/24/19
2:30 PM
1

I think about Jerry Lewis* in The King of Comedy, getting stopped by a woman who tells him what a big fan she is, thanking her, then having the same woman tell him she hopes he gets cancer because he won’t stop and talk to her sister on the phone. I know it’s an exaggeration, but I’ve seen too many comments over the