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9/21/19
2:13 PM
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I mean who wouldn’t dap up Reggie Bush? To go from High School straight to the NFL after a few years of not playing is an amazing feat.

9/19/19
3:06 PM
13

Jimmy Fallon, years ago, in one of the rare jokes of his that got a lol and stuck with me more than 30 seconds:

9/19/19
12:38 AM
57

Unless you have hiv and are planning on fucking the entire public, no, you have no “duty” to tell “the public” or “whomever” shit if you have hiv. Yes, you tell partners. No one else is entitled to know a goddamned thing.

9/17/19
11:55 PM
144

That’s actually pretty Machiavellian.  So it’s definitely not the plan of someone from Arizona.

9/16/19
11:03 PM
109

I think I have an idea of who was behind this.

9/16/19
11:35 AM
89

Follow-up observations have revealed that the object has a hyperbolic orbit

9/13/19
3:26 PM
52

to be fair,Jon Gruden knows how to game plan against the Chiefs. Hit them early and often! Hit them while they’re down! Break their spirit! Oh, wait. That’s not Gruden’s game plan, that’s Tyreek Hill’s Guide to Parenting” reads like a comment on this very website. All it needs is a subtle mention of being a lawyer.

9/11/19
6:22 PM
62

You may enjoy learning that the couple purchased a used SUV. Savings!

9/9/19
8:15 PM
78

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

9/8/19
7:32 PM
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Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

9/8/19
1:31 PM
3

Time to heal the wound cleaved so long ago...time to bring back Derek Dooley.

9/8/19
10:27 AM
68

People care about a lot of teams that never win much, there’s nothing wrong with that. What’s insane about UT fans is that literally they start every season thinking they’re destined to win the national championship that year. Sports radio here in August is a parade of lunatics predicting 10, 11, 12 win seasons.