In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

This guy has nothing at all to be ashamed about.

Oh my. He is fit. I will allow it.

If he’s small, I’m fucked

I can figure out real quick how far a field goal kick is from the spot of the ball

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

NO CARE. LOOK AT HIM!

It’s the classic: “Hey, how does every racist joke start? *looks over left shoulder*, *looks over right shoulder*.

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

He’s not holding out, but Nick Foles has the most leverage in the NFL. Simple machines, man.

Despite the shenanigans, a middle-aged woman has become accepted and celebrated in a medium that tends to be indifferent, if not downright hostile to those that are not young and beautiful. Yes, I see that as a positive thing.

So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

Johnny is short for Jaughnuthohn.

Joule thief!

including a disturbing, months-long courtship of one of his own players

BREAKING: Live Look at Taylor Lewan’s Apology Notes

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner”

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were in the presence of a premium cable subscriber.