OK, sure, but what about all the good things Dave Portnoy does and stands for?

I mean it’s pretty obvious that Andy was always the non-disciplinarian, positive push-over parent because he has no idea how to use a time out.

Who better to craft a Cy Young winner than someone who actually knew Cy Young.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

What about the 90's Gen X’ers from Homerpalooza. Voice of a generation:

My pick:  the kid who said “Stop!  Stop!  He’s already dead!”

I wouldn’t.

The bottom guy in the two story outhouse.

-I have been framed by Vic Morrow’s kids

I know this isn’t a 1-to-1 comparison, but the “ignore the trolls” advice is exactly how shit like Gamergate happens. Calling out and deplatforming people who are toxic is how you beat them.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

“My dad was a lifelong Republican, but I don’t know if he’d vote for this guy knowing how he cheats at golf.”

If there’s one thing you can say about the Wilpons, it’s that they believe in a system that seems too good to be true.

you know who else was gonna help the Wilpons beat the system with guaranteed success

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

If it’s easy to understand what Lowry meant (and it is) then choosing to be fussy about the grammar is little more than a tiresome personal affectation.

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.