Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

I like that Shrek song they did.

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

What I got out of this is now he’s pissed off MS-13 and Beverly.

The Mt. Vernon Independent School District is also pleased to announce that Kevin Johnson is its new Superintendent.

“I don’t know, Dennis. What did the five fingers say to the face?”

Now I’m seeing double - four Florida Mans!

Growing up in SE Ohio you either grew up in SW Ohio and have a typo ... or the “number of McDonald’s” is one.

I especially like the qualifier at the start that he is white, but not old, then cranks up the white takes to 11 like a Spinal Tap amp.

Not sure Christ really cares much about gold medals. He got hung up on some silver, though.

It comes down to the change, from what ESPN was to what it became, and the constant interjection of politics into daily ESPN programming.

Ken Ravizza, one of the absolute best. He’s being recognized more and more.

In Neely’s defense, just because Ravizza’s dead doesn’t mean he isn’t doing what he does best.

It’s a next-level white person power play to go from asking to speak to the manager to getting him fired.

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

Rob Friedman/@PitchingNinja overlaid the scene on top of the Kentucky Derby.

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

“Dear Salty, my brother talked to me at a party to which I’d invited him, expressed enthusiasm for an interest of mine and, ‘not in an intrusive way,’ helped me get better at it. How can I make sure that never happens again?”

Koch Bloched