“...And Sent Kentucky To Their Graves back to class because they’re students first, which is the part of their time in university that we care about the most. Haha snicker.”

We say this with all due respect to Cillian Murphy, a great actor

You’re saying he came after Pitino?  Believable. 

What sort of psycho calls a time-out in the last two minutes?

He’s just following in the path of the greats.....

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

What’s the reason, then?

I’m just answering questions. That’s it.

It would be great that if he does run, they spell his name wrong on his podium during the debates.

What this revival presupposes is... what if YES whammy?

It’s Filliam H. Muffman, and it’s an old Colbert Report joke.

I would absolutely believe there was a movie made between 1996 and 1999 starring Jim Cavaziel and Fran Drescher called Male Fraud.

They tried to indict William H. Macy, but he fled the interview.

*y6el

Did they also pay Kurt Vonnegut to write their kids' papers?

Well, I am a combat vet

Wow for somebody who's supposedly seen combat you sure cry a lot at a bunch of trivial bullshit. What was your unit, the fucking Salvation Army?

I’m a left winger my entire life

And if you think you’re experiencing “anti-white-guy bias”, see a doctor.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.