How times change- 10 years ago, Koy Signals just meant the Eagles still hadn’t found a decent backup QB.

You know what else someone should be able to do in a free society?

So Dave’s not there?

Dude up until like 6th grade there was no way you could convince me it was fake...

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

Damn, from Super Bowl winning head coach to just another mom’s new boyfriend in like 4 months

As a local taxpayer, he’s not just an irate stepfather. He’s also an owner.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

If you keep taking him for granted, he’s liable to walk off into the sunset and inevitably fall off the face of the Earth.

This is what happens when you don’t play “Let’s Remember Some Guys.”

Title Nein!

Woops, I meant “I sense someone else in this very comment section”.

also obligatory.

Obligatory:

Nobody’s perfect. Who among us hasn’t made a single mistake. Why are we getting worked up over something in the past? Would you like it if we went around reporting things you did when you were 77 years old?

“Females" in any context outside the scientific is the biggest of red flags.

Chris,

Rovell is a sentient sponsored post.

No, he said, “he’s sure broke.”