When people decided that “I once saw a ‘Ron Paul 2012' bumper sticker and skimmed several parts of the Wikipedia page for Atlas Shrugged” constituted a sufficient political education.

When people decided that “I once saw a ‘Ron Paul 2012' bumper sticker and skimmed several parts of the Wikipedia page for Atlas Shrugged” constituted a sufficient political education.

I started to say, “Maybe if she didn’t end every episode with ‘[Dramatic pause] But I just don’t know...’” but then I remembered that was Serial (maybe they got better after the first season), not Criminal.

I agree, and even though I selfishly wanted Vito to make a break for it, I respected that the show was true to itself. And that they never tried to make him even a little more sympathetic as a character—his being gay didn’t make him any less of a scumbag than any of the other characters.

Maybe, but you can’t judge in hindsight like that. HBO might have involved a ridiculous amount of whacking back then, but a lot of us didn’t have high-speed Internet and our own computers.

Yeah, it’s one of the few movies I’ve not been able to watch without taking several breaks to calm down.

I’m pretty sure “Lady AAA” is a sex toy, so they’d probably want to avoid that; sex toy manufacturers have deep pockets. Deep, silicone pockets that, if held correctly, can feel just like a real—

...or acknowledge it quickly and move on (I’m remembering the big ISIS sign being taken down at the start of an Archer season).

Can’t be any weirder than Chelcie Ross playing in Major League at 47 (even as a kid with a healthier-than-average ability to suspend disbelief, that one was hard to swallow).

A. Whitney Brown is one of those people I completely forget about for five years, see one thing of his I really like, say, “Man, I wish he were more popular,” then forget about for another five years.

“It was horrifying when I encountered the first memes,” he says, looking straight into the camera. “Because there was some really rude or disgusting jokes with me.”

The best part about her response is that it was direct and to the point, and that there is exactly no chance at all that people will respond with “Lighten up and learn to recognize a compliment”/ “These things happen when you choose to put yourself on TV”/ “What he did was wrong, but did he really deserve to have you…

And the cookie place, but that’s not lunch.

Sure, Gase doesn’t know what he’s talking about. We’ll all pretend that we don’t remember that, as Broncos’ QB coach, he developed a little-known player named, let’s see, Peyton Manning, if that makes you feel better about yourself.

Look, I’m not some blood-crazed revolutionary or anything. I’m just saying that it wouldn’t necessarily be the worst thing in the world to maybe keep one tiny, portable guillotine around. It won’t take up much space! We can keep it in the corner of the attic next to the inflatable mattress. That way we’re ready for…

“At first I thought he was some kind of street performer, although I wasn’t sure what kind of performance it was—some kind of avant garde production of Oliver!, I suppose—but then the policeman who shoved him out of my way assured me that he was some kind of street...person. I felt just terrible about it later, so I…

Sounds good. I know a great way to get the ball rolling by showing just how many people agree with us.

You people with the reboots...it never ends!

I hate double standards. If he had horribly broken his ankle, they would have shown it twenty times, zooming in more each time, going in slower and slower motion. But expect the same in a case like this, and it’s “unseemly” and “creepy” and “Sir, please stop calling us in the booth and how did you get this number,…

Not after what he and his teammates did to cheer him up after the game.