A while back some radio show was doing a segment on celebrity encounters and one of the callers said that he was in a store and saw a kid go up to him and say, “Wow, you’re Sam Elliott!” to which Elliott replied, “No shit.”

That description is so scrappy that a thousand Duke fans just got mysterious erections.

I’ll grant you that the Rams giving the ref a Gatorade shower and carrying him off the field on their shoulders isn’t the best look.

Well, “history” is pretty big, but still...

America will be rid of Trump’s damage in matter of years.

Although I considered boycotting after they stopped carrying the vegan bacon cheddar popcorn (my love for which was only enhanced by—of not only possible because of—not looking at the ingredients list), their chicken sausages and lamb vindaloo drag me back.

Let’s just hope this doesn’t get repeated.

Boynton has been through this song and dance before. Oklahoma State is just over one year removed from dismissing junior guard Davon Dillard and freshman guard Zack Dawson for repeatedly violating team rule violations

I’ll thank you not to endanger the life of an AVN Hall of Famer.

WRONG--There are plenty of things worse than reading the explanation of a joke!

Tomsula is dead to Haslam ever since he convinced him to draft Johnny Manziel.

I know people make a big deal about the “double first name” thing (Robert Patrick, George Michael, etc.), and yet they never say anything about what it must have been like for Jim Bob Cooter to grow up in Tennessee with a triple.

Be more specific--there are three guys in that picture.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know. Were you ready to be a parent?”

You can just say “Sopranos character.”

As a Browns fan [Editor’s note: No, really, I am...why would I lie about that kind of embarrassment?], this is a disgrace. Having such a man on staff really undoes a lot of the PR goodwill established by senior consultant Jim Brown.

They’ve already gotten a bump in season ticket sales from the Arpaio family alone.

Great hire. Sure, he was a mediocre head coach in Miami, but you need to look at his entire body of work--people seem to forget the great job he did as Peyton Manning’s quarterbacks coach. The guy has a good shot at making the HOF thanks to coaching like that..

That’s a Sandra Lee-level lifehack right there.

“Look at my CD collection—would a racist own albums by Will Smith and Eminem? Wait, really?”