Or subbed in Girth Brooks,* who would make it a package deal even without adding any other people.

Somewhere Lawyerin’ Joe Amendola is filing a request that the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections allow a client to use the Internet to submit job applications on behalf of a client who prefers not to be named.

...and 20 additional minutes of Jerry Krause material he thought of right after the speech.

I haven’t had the chance to read Liberty’s press release, so what’s the over/under on how many times it contains the sentence “Again, we assure you we’re not making this up”?

Having spent some time in New England, “Go fuck yourself” apparently also means, “Excuse me, could I grab a jar of spaghetti sauce if you’re still trying to decide which brand you want?”

You people screw up everything with your write-in votes because someone isn’t “pure” enough for you. Don’t you morons know that by writing in Jon Gruden, you’re just splitting the Jon Gruden vote? If that happens, good luck living with Jon Gruden.

I believe you’re leaving off the “...fuck him/her, too!” from the end there.

I haven’t seen an episode of Sunny in a long while, so I’d only been tangentially aware of what they’ve been up to the last couple of seasons. I never thought the show would be able to make me cry, but here we are. Then the thing popped into my head again at work, and damned if “It’s okay” didn’t get me going again.

[Edited because...Meh.]

Nonsense; I’ve seen plenty of videos online where that has happened, and things went great.

“As crazy as it may sound, if I had the chance to do it again in Cleveland, I’d be running right back at it, to try to get it done.”

I don’t think Lange has let himself go that much.

As a Browns fan, I believe that the standard is that he’ll have to fumble away another 20, 25 games before they even consider cutting him.

Most politicians would have stood on the sidelines when our community was under attack.

The thing that always separated Sunny (and Seinfeld, to an extent) from The Office for me is that they never win. When the Gang leaves the bar and have to interact with “normal” people, they always (or very nearly always) end up getting embarrassed, unless it’s at the expense of one another or someone in their circle…

To be clear, my comment was referring to guys talking about a 15-point game a few years ago, not the situation mentioned above, as in “If guys are complaining about the more obviously logical act of going for two when down fifteen, what hope might one have of them accepting going for two when down fourteen?”

Wait, there are still idiots braying about not going for two when the team is down fifteen,* and you want them to accept going when down fourteen? Baby steps, man.

...and, for large portions of the audience, actively rooted for while he murdered, robbed, engaged in casual racism, etc., while also actively rooting for his wife to get hit by a car because she raised her voice in a couple of episodes.

David Rackoff’s take on the show has not been proven inaccurate (it’s a bit down the page, and a more thorough version can be found in one of his books...maybe Don’t Get Too Comfortable).

+1 60-mph curveball in the back during the next batting practice session.