Same here. Aside from the actor who played one of the loser sons (I can’t remember if it was Biff or Eric) being so badly overmatched by the New York accent he was trying to pull off that at one point he stopped and repeated a line to try to get it right, it was one of the best productions I’ve seen, and Dennehy was a…

For whatever reason, my family latched onto that one as the go-to movie to quote way too much, despite the fact that it’s not all that conventionally quotable; I mean, it’s not like “Well, aaain’t that sweeeet, Red?” is so iconic a line that it has to be quoted out of any context (especially since nobody in the family…

Needless sensationalism. Zane Gonzalez also walked away from his NFL career at halftime today, but you don’t see anybody making a big deal out of it.

I’m mature enough to admit when I’m wrong. Every time I’ve seen that picture at the top of one of DS’s stories, I’ve thought, “That’s the facial expression an idiot has right after ‘Now, I believe in respecting all females’ and right before, ‘With that said...’”

The Ravens have always been pretty forgiving with that sort of thing.

“Why didn’t anybody tell me this was an option?”

I realize I’m probably rushing to judgment here—and I apologize sincerely for doing so—but I just can’t shake this feeling I’m getting that DJ Durkin might not be a good guy.

I’d be curious to see how that’s calculated. I’ve read that coaches’ salaries include a bunch of different items (x for actually coaching, y for the coach’s show, z for other public appearances, etc.), so if they divide his salary by, say, 12 and withhold that, would it be the entire package divided by 12? Just the…

Between this and the dog playing shortstop, they really do need to cover more potential situations in that thing.

Fortunately, she has a handwritten note from him that does corroborate it. It’s written in her handwriting (he dictated it to her because he was too busy doing things), but it’s all there in black and white.

I imagine he goes home at night and looks for some documentary on taking down the mob in the 80s and 90s to remind himself that his legal career was, in fact, useful at some point.

Yep. My flight got cancelled a couple of weeks ago, and when I got a bit frustrated, I stopped for a second and said, “Sorry, I’m not trying to be short; I just needed a second there. I know this isn’t your fault, and you’ve probably gotten yelled at more than a few times today, and I don’t want to add to that...where…

I’m all for challenging PC, which is nothing but a bunch of oppressive liberals trying to force everyone else to talk like they do.

The glory days, when pro wrestlers (with some exceptions, like Bret) seemed to be mostly kind of fat guys who seemed vaguely strong and willing to wear Speedos for the world’s amusement.

I hate it when people give away the twist, especially when it’s something completely out of left field like this. I’m especially annoyed because I was planning to read the book once I get done with the one I’m reading now about a bickering family in search of a mysterious treasure. They haven’t found it yet, but I can…

I can’t believe I just typed that Jim gave him a Fozzie.

Wow, Bob Johnson still looks great.

Come on, how strong a statement do you want? Trump’s a vicious, dangerous idiot, but it’s not like he’s Jerry Krause.

A scandal-ridden OSU coach, without any other obvious job skills and no real connection to education other than drawing a paycheck from a college?

I got about 75% through typing before realizing, “Yep, Simpsons did it.”