That’s just a misunderstanding caused by missing punctuation. Since the layoff, it’s supposed to say, “Sense of humor; seldom revealed on TV.”

That is odd, but hey, the day is still young. Plenty of time.

I mean, not to belabor the point, but this is, presumably, where Chip Caray developed his finely-tuned appreciation for proper ballpark decorum:

Caray added, “If my grandfather ever saw that lack of professionalism at the ballpark, he’d throw up—and not in his usual second-fourth-and-eighth inning routine because he was shitfaced, either.”

Greatest name ever? His dad and brother would like a word.

Wait a second, you must have learned that reference by going to class! Run for your life, you bastard!

And I absolutely didn’t use it after typing “staunch,” realizing it didn’t look right but also thinking, “Yeah, but ‘stanch’ isn’t a real word,” then looking it up.

You know, usually I think people mean “imagine” when they use “envision,” but in this case he might well mean “remember what Tebow looks like.”

Try to envision Tim Tebow in his heyday skipping SEC Media Days of because (sic), well, school. Right or wrong, that wouldn’t have happened. The need to better himself, the conference and his school would have outstripped another summer school lecture.

Me, I prefer my mom’s life advice: [three minute voicemail of, “Hello? HELLO? Pick up the phone if you’re there. This is your mother. Hello? Pick up if you’re there, please.”]

My dad’s rec league softball team didn’t even go in for the drinking; it existed for fun, watching a bunch of fat old guys try to run the bases, and on one glorious evening, seeing my fourth-grade gym teacher get thrown out of the game and told to leave the area after his third tantrum at the umpire.

For me to recreate the experience, I’d have to scream and spend the night in the fetal position at the episode with the monster in the closet like I did when I was (looks up release date) six?

+1 clever girl

He seems like the type who spends a lot of time screaming at people for being too easily offended when they don’t laugh at his jokes fast enough.

Nonsense. Haven’t you ever heard of Seersucker Thursday? I would bet that only 77% of the participants are drunk.

Come on, that’s just a silly caption to use for that picture, and frankly insulting to the intelligence of a man who deserves better.

I haven’t eaten their pizza for a couple of years now, but so help me, I’ll never go back at all if it becomes New Papa Greg’s Pizza. Greg is such a dick.

But we don’t want to do business with Roger Goodell, period.

Sir, you’re going to have to come with us.

I can understand his frustration. I know that this site is all about jumping on up your liberal snowflake high horse and looking down on real Americans, but just try to put yourself in his shoes—as he says, he doesn’t go around calling people racial slurs or participating in lynchings, and does one person ever stop to…