Hey, leave Batali out of this—hasn’t he suffered enough?

Meanwhile, in the back of the room...

In fairness, I don’t believe the rumors that Christ is closeted. If He hasn’t come out by now, He never will.

To dive into what’s apparently the only interesting thing about Adam Schefter, knowing that there’s a service charge already added—and that he didn’t stick the person who brought him his food with a .04 tip—still doesn’t explain rounding up when paying with a card.

Begin the thawing of Harvey!

Between this and breaking the news that the Browns might have had conversations regarding thinking about taking Baker Mayfield—even if they’ve already decided to take someone else after at some point mentioning Mayfield’s name—it’s possibly been a either a busy week of scoop-gathering or a lazy week of throwing things…

The April 17 Sims 4 patch made a host of changes, among them fixing a bug that caused parents to check toddlers over and over.

75 percent” chance that Brady would be back — — which means, of course, that there was a 25 percent chance he wouldn’t be.

It’s a bad sign when you have to think, “It’s a shame Jeb! isn’t still in the fold, because this ownership group really needs some likability and excitement.”

Costas was really good at it. I have no idea why I remember this, but I saw Later as a kid when I was up one night and he was interviewing Rod Steiger. I had no idea who Steiger was then, and Costas was just the guy from the football games on NBC for me, but it was one of the most engaging hours (or half-hours,…

If there’s a hell, somewhere in it Bernard Law is wondering if this is grounds for appeal.

It’s kind of sad to see how you can hate a player like Derrick Rose. Once a former MVP

You mock, but it got Franz Ferdinand’s security crew a pardon, although some of the books I’ve read say they might have thrown in an “Aw, shit, dude” to seal the deal.

“I ran fast, but not so fast that I couldn’t keep running fast. Also, when I went past a Friday’s that was doing a 2-for-1 appetizer special, I thought about stopping, but decided not to.”

Hey, my decision to cut people out of my life if they enjoy Marmaduke is not even close to emotional.

“Deep balls hang on him”

On the other hand, though, why are you feeding a kid in a shopping cart? Those things are filthy...

I think I was sadder about hearing the death of an 84 year-old NPR anchor who I never met (well, I did attend a thing he did for the local NPR station, and I think I shook his hand...he was as funny and charming in person as he was on the radio) than I was when my grandfather died. In my defense, my grandfather’s…

Andre the Giant: The documentary you want to see, populated entirely by people you never want to see again.

May he rest in peace.