This is not the laugh I wanted, but it is the laugh I needed.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you miss the “FUCK YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS” bit?

I would bet my paycheque that this particular waitress conned all her coworkers into doing her sidework, dicked around on her tables, and spent her time flirting in the kitchen. The fact that she bitched to their manager is sign enough for me.

“Now see here! There’s some sort of misunderstanding. First of all I’m a rooster not a hen. I was born with giblets! Second of all I’m not even red. Can’t you see right, son?”

“Well, right wing protesters are known for the depths of their informedness and rationality of their responses.”

Harley embodies all of America’s worst tendencies? Please explain this one to me.

Yes, he’s wrong. His only “evidence” of a Democrat wanting “open borders” is a claim that Cynthia Nixon wants to give undocumented people access to drivers’ licenses so they can evade federal authorities, when what she wants is to reduce citations and arrests for driving without a license. That can get you deported.

You’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more fender flare.

I dunno, WebMD says here that green poop is norm...wait no it’s cancer.

There are no words to describe how wrong you are in this case.

You’re aware that ICE is only 15 years old and our country functioned just fine without it, right?

45 just threatened Maxine Waters on twitter.

Exactly. Healthcare employers should be able to turn away applicants that don’t “believe” in science or helping people.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Just the same. Unless she was racist, which everybody assumed because she complained about a child who has a few % of African genes. It wouldn’t cross the mind of anyone that it could be because of the noise, because of some mental disease, craziness, a riculous desire to feel important, or just bored. NO it has to be…

If you drive a tiny turbocharged car with gullwing doors, you don’t fist bump. You peer over the top of your Foster Grants and give the ol’ fingergun and a wink.

And yet you have no problem working for a man who signed an executive order to protect “religious liberties” to allow so-called “Christians” to deny service to anyone they don’t like (also known as people of color and those who are LGBTQIA). Of all the lies that have spewed forth from your vile mouth, “I always do my…

Just going slower than surrounding traffic is causing a hazard. Many people in the left lane aren’t even going the speed limit. The problem is not speeding but speed differential. The problems of tailgating or road rage are a different hazard that can be a confounding problem but are not limited to the left lane.…

First glance “An AMG for 7500$? Scam.