Thank you for your “remarkable” humblebrag.

I chuckled, if only internally.

Remember what happened when Trump rolled back mpg standards during his first term? Automakers refused to comply, and continued to meet the old standards and maintain their progress toward previous targets. They knew that as soon as the Tangerine Nightmare was out of office, the standards would revert, which would…

That’s not an 8-cylinder bike!

ND. Too ugly.

<groan>

80 minutes on average daily except Sunday. And I just turned 70. It’s the easiest physical workout I do.

walkin’?

The embedded video shows that Google Maps DID NOT steer them onto the path they took, and the driver made a wrong turn onto the route they were on; it clearly shows that the track they should have followed did not take them onto the bridge they mistakenly drove onto.

Yeah, my comment was a joke...

Here’s a related idea for the moving truck rental industry that y’all can have for free (and that I am really, really hoping you’ve all already had for yourselves): You already make money by upselling the rental/sale of insurance, dollies, blankets, carts, etc — why not rent truck GPS units? You would (a) make money…

Wait. You don’t need a special license? Surely you are not allowed to drive a truck this heavy on just a normal driver’s license?

I’m pretty sure the cops don’t investigate insurance fraud. Those cases are all handled by Thomas Banacek. (Insert seventies-era brass-and-strings sting.)

Finally: An interpretation of the Second Amendment with which no one can argue.

*Buses

Waffle House eggs? Seriously? have you eaten Waffle House eggs?

Scenario three: the majority of voters were well aware of the things you mentioned above and still felt his opponent was such a complete failure that they did not vote for her.

This is pretty clear cut. Unless the contract stipulated that the customer was responsible for monitoring the state of vehicle upkeep and maintenance during their possession of said vehicle, and/or that they were required to report any idiot lights or maintenance warning messages to the lessor immediately, then Hertz…

You go now! Come back one year!

I wonder how cost-effective it would be for the tenants of that strip mall to pool their resources and buy enough cement parking berms to disperse around the parking lot, rendering the lot unsuitable for donuts? Of course, they’d be making a change to property they don’t own, so they’d have to get agreement from the…